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John Malcolm was an American-born customs official and army officer who was the victim of the most publicized tarring and feathering during the American Revolution.
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Jürgen Mack is a German entrepreneur. He is part of the Mack Family, which owns and runs the German theme park Europa-Park.
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Ernest Brougham Docker was an Australian judge, cricketer and photographer.
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