Byron is a Romanian alternative rock band formed in Bucharest in 2006. Dan Byron, former guest of Agathodaimon and ex-member of Urma and Kumm, initially wanted to start a solo project, but it soon developed into an actual band. Their music is hard to define; it would best be described as art-rock / adult-alternative with a lot of influences from different musical areas, mostly blues, progressive rock and jazz. Some songs are written in English, some in Romanian, and touch aspects of modern man's condition.
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